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[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 58 points 8 months ago

The rock isn't really "flattened", its more like being melted, turned into a crystal and sliced

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 43 points 8 months ago

Don't forget the saucy photos they take of it.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago

saucy photos they ~~take of~~ print on it.

[-] ActuallyRuben@actuallyruben.nl 21 points 8 months ago

Sounds a lot like flattening with extra steps to me

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Sounds a lot like magic and alchemy to me.

[-] ziggurat@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Don't forget, we also need to shine special light onto the rock

[-] Incandemon@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

Not just melted, the rock is first dissolved and distilled. Then it is melted.

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 8 points 8 months ago

Then gassed repeatedly.

[-] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 3 points 8 months ago

Never realized I'd share so much in common with it.

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