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Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's a "dystopian amount of time"?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

An amount of time that would only be expected if you're living in a dystopia.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Idk if I were living a dystopia I would quickly assume is true because is a dystopia. The issue is now that are in-between.