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[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

In general, drunk me is the last person I would ever trust with literally anything.

It's like waking up in the morning and reading your own drunk text messages.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Hits Balmer point, accidentally makes malware. A modern Jekyll and Hyde

[-] TheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.org 4 points 9 months ago

My wife got prescribed Ambien a few weeks ago. She took one, completely forgot about it, and 45 minutes later had a glass of wine with me while watching Taskmaster.

She then became convinced that she was actually on the show and went around the house asking me to time her doing random stuff. Th next morning she had zero memory and was floored when I showed her the video.

this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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