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Everyone Witnessing Second Coming Just Going To Pretend They Already Knew Jesus Christ Had Crab Claws For Hands (www.theonion.com)
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[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

As the saying goes, "Jesus saves, but Evolution really just loves making new kinds of crabs."

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