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[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 78 points 8 months ago

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 25 points 8 months ago

...I have never seen a more perfect use of this

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 12 points 8 months ago

I came here wishing for this to be here. Wasn't disappointed!
Woowooowooowoooowooo

[-] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 15 points 8 months ago

Carcinization strikes again

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

As the saying goes, "Jesus saves, but Evolution really just loves making new kinds of crabs."

[-] negativenull@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago

[-] ehxor@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

Why not Zoidberg?

this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023

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