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[-] ExLisper@linux.community 68 points 7 months ago

Tiny bit of backstory: I work in Spain so there's a lot of kissing on the chicks when greeting someone. Spanish people kiss twice, in western countries people kiss 3 times so sometimes there's a bit of confusion. Anyway, once a girl from Romania met a French co-worker next to my desk. Typical greeting and she says:

  • How do French people kiss?

The guy got a little bit confused and says:

  • Trust me, you don't want me to show you how the French kiss...

Not really related but I found it extremely funny.

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago
[-] ExLisper@linux.community 7 points 7 months ago
[-] Littleborat@feddit.de 13 points 7 months ago
[-] ExLisper@linux.community 15 points 7 months ago

All of them ;)

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Spread them cheeks, kiss incoming!

What?

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

It depends on how well you know the chicks.

[-] vsis@feddit.cl 14 points 7 months ago

We in Chile we kiss only once. Right side of the face. The fist time I greeted a spanish woman I was confused as hell.

[-] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

This could be used as a pickup line or something lol

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

In France, they kiss between one and four times depending on the region, it's infuriating. I've just decided to not kiss any more. It's a stupid tradition, and it's a great way to catch colds anyway.

[-] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 months ago

Of course not, it's a cultural means of sharing germs that quite literally saves everybody by helping share in the herd immunity.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That was a thing before Covid. Nowadays, ehhh… it's more of a Typhoid Mary thing.

[-] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 1 points 7 months ago

No need to be phobic, it's barely worth worrying about considering your phone probably carries germs too hahaha

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 1 points 7 months ago

Come to the UK, we don't do any of that shit here. In Yorkshire we just nod and say "Alreight?" or "How do?" and that's it, job done.

[-] sciencesebi@feddit.ro 4 points 7 months ago

Somehow it's always the romanians

[-] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm french and the only 3-time country I know is Switzerland

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

Dutch/I think some Belgians also do 3. I'm sure there's some random place in France that would do that also.

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