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[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago

To quote Gregory House, everybody lies.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

"IDK how this gun ended up inside my butthole. I must have fallen on it."

[-] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Wait wait wait! The gun was on her person, or the gun was in her rectum?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Idk, I didn't read the article.

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