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Mike Johnson: God Chose Me To Be America's "Moses" - Joe.My.God.
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What exactly does he mean by being Moses and America's "red sea moment?" Are the liberals, FBI, and the people prosecuting Trump the Egyptians? So, Johnson has been chosen to lead Republicans to safety, and kill the liberals, FBI, and prosecutors?
Pretty much. Conservatives nowadays see themselves as perpetual victims. They are being oppressed by the liberals because society doesn't bend to every conservative whim. They are being victimized because people other than straight, white, Christian men have a say in society's functioning.
Johnson is stretching this imagined victimization into "we're essentially slaves to the liberals who are just like the Egyptians in the Bible!"
It's idiotic and 100% wrong, but it sounds good to some on the right who whine that they don't run everything anymore.
"The Communists want a dictatorship and want to change your life, ruin your families, and turn all the kids gay! Forcing people is bad! That's why we need to install Trump as God-Leader forever, lock up teachers, force kids to be straight, and ~~indoctrinate~~ educate our Christian Nation the Right way! They're not the same they're Fascistactic Ideas™!"
MAGA morons: "hurdur Democrats dictators, we need a Republican dictator!"
Worse, the Egyptians paid the pyramid builders. They weren't slaves, they were highly paid artisans.
Christians can't even get basic history accurate.
Also, no, Noah wasn't real and he didn't put every animal on earth on a wooden boat.
Trump, Mike Johnson and their followers will walk down to the Rio Grande, separate the waters, cross, and establish their own Israel-like state in Mexico, thus fulfilling the prophecy that Irony is officially dead, and satirical publications around the world will collapse into a singularity under the weight of reality, engulfing the earth as a first plague to be released. The second plague will be a yogurt.