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Anon buys a watch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

I gave my wife a really nice watch made out of wood, with an aquamarine watchface, for her birthday.
She had wanted that watch for a long time before we even met, but couldn't afford it.
Now it's gathering dust on her nightstand cause she's afraid she's gonna forget to take it off before showering, so she's wearing my old f91w instead.