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[-] ChucklesMacLeroy@lemmy.world 123 points 11 months ago

Stupid shit like this hits hard to some folks in the south. I have family members are pissed how "everything is changing", so much in fact that this very thing caused a disturbance at a local college pub. Last year, one of my dumbass family members was thrown out for being rude. When I asked him what happened he said...

" That god damn Yankee girl wanted to know if I wanted a fucking pop. What the fuck is a pop? So I asked her. She said something like a soda or whatever and I told her, it's a fucking coke and she needs to go back to fucking Chicago and get fucked. Don't bring your stupid shit down here."

Even more f'd up, is he would have ordered a Sprite.

I dislike a few of my relatives.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 25 points 11 months ago

"Why don't my nephews visit me anymore?" --Them on their death bed

[-] odium@programming.dev 19 points 11 months ago

Sprites are great, what's with all this sprite slander? Sprite, Sierra Mist, etc are the best sodas.

[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 62 points 11 months ago

You're missing how it works; you ask for a Coke, the server says what kind, and you say Sprite.

[-] odium@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago
[-] can@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago
[-] ChucklesMacLeroy@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] ChucklesMacLeroy@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Why you gotta leave out the og? 7up is the quintessential lemon lime beverage. Much better in a cocktail, IMO.

[-] bmsok@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Make 7, up yours!

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

While my own similar rant would have been only meant in play, this is how I feel about both o' y'all. It's a fucking soda. Gonna just go all the way and call sweet tea a coke too?

[-] IHadTwoCows@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Y'all slurp down sweet tea like yer granpappy's gonna whip yer ass if ya don't an'nen go an bitch about insulin prices

[-] Auzymundius@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

If it's carbonated.

[-] IHadTwoCows@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Same, which is why I left that fucking shithole

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