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Cher Says The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Can Go Fuck Itself (www.stereogum.com)

submitted 1 year ago by NightOwl@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What!? You mean she was a singer prior to 1998!?

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nothing existed before The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is MetaStatic ShittyMorph??

[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Him hitting the table caused the Big Bang!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Technically, if you count her big break as the alarm clock song from Groundhog Day.