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The best owl jokes... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by FuglyDuck@lemmy.world to c/superbowl@lemmy.world
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so drop 'em if you got 'em

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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

not nearly as bad as:

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ducks.
Ducks who?
No, ducks quack – owl’s hoo.

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Lol you masochist! 😆

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I’ve developed a high tolerance… my nephew just started reading not-picture books, so I got him a science-themed joke book.

Guess who loves showing off his reading skills?

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If it's funny the first time, it's gotta be funny the tenth time!

I remember those times!

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It is kinda funny… when you teach them a poop joke and sick them on the parents who absolutely don’t get the humor…

(Orange you glad I’m looking for owl jokes?)

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I always look forward to when the kids get to the pool and pee joke stage. They just find anything with those words soooooo funny even if it makes no sense. I always feel like a star comedian when they're in that phase!

[-] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hahahaha OHMYGOSH I've always said this as

Knock, knock Who's there? Cowsgo Cowsgo who? ... You can see where I'm going.

I'm glad to see others have a funnier takes!

this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2023
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