Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.
Nah, too old school. I'd recommend Fissioneral. Want to shred your entire existence and generate energy for three generations of your descendants? It uses the same technology as the sun! Give us a call!
That sounds dope tbh
Is Soylent Green another Option?
Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.
Nah, too old school. I'd recommend Fissioneral. Want to shred your entire existence and generate energy for three generations of your descendants? It uses the same technology as the sun! Give us a call!
That sounds dope tbh
Is Soylent Green another Option?