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[-] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 75 points 7 months ago

So the asshole who posted this claims after we die and go to heaven it's going to be the same shit that we have right now?!

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 81 points 7 months ago

Somebody has to mine the gold the streets are paved with.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I almost spilled my coffee 🤣🤣🤣.

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

Coffee is a drug, so none of that in heaven

[-] _danny@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Technically it's just the caffeine. So you could have decaf in heaven.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Oh gooddie 😒.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

https://youtu.be/DMqj5FJsnQI

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago

Well alright then, I'm out...

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Not really into the gold esthetic anyway.

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago

There is a singular authoritarian dictator. You may not disobey. The punishment for your first infraction is eternal torture.

But otherwise...yes. Getting to heaven is about winning, and you can't be a winner without there being losers.

[-] evranch@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago

you can't be a winner without there being losers

There's no biblical reasoning why everyone can't go to heaven, losers are not mandatory. In fact in Christianity, "Jesus died for your sins," so supposedly you get a free pass as long as you aren't a big piece of shit.

It's the Jehovah's witnesses that think there is limited space in heaven, it's what motivates them to convert everyone. By converting so many unbelievers, they'll rise up the ranks and get that heaven spot for themself. The people they converted? Doomed to hell, I suppose. A sacrifice to get them into heaven.

JWs are pretty messed up.

[-] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

TIL that Watchtower Society runs christianity like a Ponzi scheme

[-] corrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

its in the bible jesus works 9to5 as a janitor in a clinic, and god flips burgers and delivers pizza after working hours

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477139/

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