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[-] Winco 14 points 11 months ago

Holy smokes! Imagine if there was some genuine Great Value TM napkins in the pocket.

[-] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Gotta get one of those conversation-starter napkins (w/comic drawings) that are actually slightly cheaper. (Mardi Gras brand, I'm not sure if some megacorp owns them because of the name having high search confusion)

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/16787d61-fdab-4103-aa7e-6703c996def6_2.bc3c3690a353376a7f79c490dde85450.jpeg?odnHeight=640&odnWidth=640&odnBg=FFFFFF

Particularly when they stop making stuff like that because money.

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