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submitted 7 months ago by brbposting@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml

Transcription (of iMessage exchange): “Hi, is this Paul?

Who is this

This is Erica from the dentist's office. I got your number from your file

Pretty sure this violates Hippo but shoot your shot I guess

I'm not flirting with you. We have you on video stealing thousands of dollars of x-ray equipment”

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[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 137 points 7 months ago

I'm trying to figure out what X-ray equipment can be stolen that is worth only thousands of dollars. A case of those films you bite on when they x-ray your teeth?

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 154 points 7 months ago

And why, if you have photographic evidence of grand theft, you’d text the person who stole with just “this is Erica from the dentist office.”

I have a feeling this internet person is making stuff up.

[-] grahamja@reddthat.com 77 points 7 months ago

You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

And to think someone might post a comment on lemmy and capitalize every word! Nobody makes stuff up on the internet. Nobody capitalizes every word in a sentence. Sheeple will believe everything these days

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