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submitted 7 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

Hella unlikely they were used to knit gloves

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[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 35 points 7 months ago

Archeologists when we're ancient:

"Wtf is these?"

"I dunno but I bet my mum could knit a glove with it"

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It'll take them a single step on them to understand these were used in wars. That they are no longer used because they were probably banned for human rights violations.

[-] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You jest, but people actually did (and do!) use them in wars:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caltrop

[-] braxy29@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

thanks for the link, surprisingly interesting read.

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I knew this didn't seem right for a kids' toy. Why would anyone want to inflict so much pain to innocent children?

[-] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

They were replaced by the ones that blow up instead. Less pain but more instant death.

[-] BabyVi@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Children's caltrop set.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago

Rule number 1 of archaeology: if you don't know what it is, then it's religious.

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Btw my favorite theory is that they are some kind of dice for a game. The little nubbins on the corners would help them bounce around better.

[-] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I always assumed they were for a game. Why have a different face on most of the sides if they werent some sort of dice like game piece?

Honestly though I'm glad archeologists went with "mittens" rather than their old standby "human sacrificing sex cult worship".

Edit: fuck spelling is hard

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Hey now, archeologists know their sex cult stuff hence "fertility object". The we dont know is usually labelled as ritual object and left at that.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

the holes seem too small for, er, fertility....

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Every hole is a goal.

[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Foot massagers

[-] xia 1 points 7 months ago

AMAZING! You have uncovered the missing thing that goes INSIDE the dodecahedrons!

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