xia

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[–] xia 3 points 2 hours ago

Imagine being on a dev team with a doomsday clock.

[–] xia 10 points 3 hours ago

Where the nearest payphone is.

[–] xia 3 points 4 days ago

It might only take the smallest cryptodust to trigger a US reporting requirement.

[–] xia 8 points 4 days ago

Could you imagine an artifical mind actually trying to obey these? You can't even get past #1 without being aware of the infinite number of things you could do cartesian-producted with all the consequential downstream effects of those actions until the end of time.

[–] xia 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Snopes says true, for what it's worth, but you probably remember rightly. A careful peek at the image shows today's date, but in 2023. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/town-of-dildo-phallic-iceberg-photo/

[–] xia 4 points 4 days ago

Of course, how could I forget about the oddest prime!

[–] xia 4 points 5 days ago

...and everyone suddenly trusted them again?

[–] xia 3 points 5 days ago (4 children)

And if you are left with a prime number of eggs?

 
  1. The umpteenth time.
[–] xia 8 points 1 week ago

What if he dragged it along behind him on a long string, instead of... you know... right up against his chest.

[–] xia 2 points 1 week ago

So that's how the eye of sauron was built!

[–] xia 13 points 1 week ago

It means you're using JavaScript.

[–] xia 1 points 1 week ago

Ortholinear... as all keyboards should be...

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submitted 1 week ago by xia to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

...and why would you ask an LLM something you already know about? :)

 

It seems like every third meeting someone is driving. Is it really worth the added risk to your life? Can you really contribute or take anything from a meeting when your attantion is so divided and you have none of your productivity tools?

 

There is always a LESS organized way to do something, but that's not what you want. There is also a more CLEVER way to do anything, and you don't want that either. The goal is to make things is as organized and stupidly simple as possible... so boring that opening any file at any level you sigh "yep, that's what I thought it would look like" instead of "WTF?!"

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Time to go shopping... (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
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Notepad.exe (lemmy.sdf.org)
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BIG (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 2 months ago by xia to c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
 

dall-e v3: "A human looks like the size of an ant next to the incredibly large lettering that reads 'IF TRUE'."

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