Where the nearest payphone is.
It might only take the smallest cryptodust to trigger a US reporting requirement.
Could you imagine an artifical mind actually trying to obey these? You can't even get past #1 without being aware of the infinite number of things you could do cartesian-producted with all the consequential downstream effects of those actions until the end of time.
Snopes says true, for what it's worth, but you probably remember rightly. A careful peek at the image shows today's date, but in 2023. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/town-of-dildo-phallic-iceberg-photo/
Of course, how could I forget about the oddest prime!
...and everyone suddenly trusted them again?
And if you are left with a prime number of eggs?
What if he dragged it along behind him on a long string, instead of... you know... right up against his chest.
So that's how the eye of sauron was built!
It means you're using JavaScript.
Ortholinear... as all keyboards should be...
Imagine being on a dev team with a doomsday clock.