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[-] RogerSik@lemmy.sikorski.cloud 15 points 1 year ago

Sharks during scuba dive. Most sharks are not dangerous / interested to humans when following some rules.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

How do you get the sharks to follow the rules?

[-] Zron@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Reward good behavior with snacks and belly scratches.

Punish bad behavior by screaming loudly and getting choppered to an emergency room, thus removing the snacks.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

To be fair, sharks have the statistical advantage of not being where humans are almost all of the time.

this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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