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[-] ipha@lemm.ee 53 points 10 months ago

"snitches get to glue their own wounds shut and hope it doesn't get infected" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[-] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Hey, uh, don't glue deep wounds. If it's going past the subcutaneous fat--and you should be able to see the fat layer if it's a deep cut, assuming you can slow the bleeding enough--use staples. You can get a cheap, disposable, sterile, pre-loaded surgical stapler off Amazon, or lots of other, more reputable sites. Glue seals everything in, and when you finally get medical attention, it's going to be a bitch to remove if the wound needs to be irrigated or debrided. Staples pop off quickly and with minimal discomfort.

If it's actually spurting/spraying blood, get a tourniquet on as high and tight as possible, pack the wound with gauze (or a t-shirt), put direct pressure on it, and get to an ER immediately, regardless of the cost.

[-] RamSwamson 2 points 10 months ago

regardless of the cost

Whoa slow down there!

[-] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

An ER costs you money.

An arterial wound costs you your life.

It's your choice, but medical debt doesn't even go on your credit report.

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