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[-] noseatbelt@lemmy.ca 234 points 6 months ago

Covid just made us all realise we know a lot more people than we thought we did who would hide a zombie bite.

[-] kromem@lemmy.world 158 points 6 months ago

More like we know a lot more people that would have zombie bite parties because they "trust their immune system" and simultaneously don't believe in the zombie hoax.

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 65 points 6 months ago

Also there are people who will intentionally smear their zombie bite juice on you because ain't nobody gonna trample on their freedom.

[-] GhostFence@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Kiss that damned zombie you coward. LIVE WITHOUT FEA---BRAAAAAAAINS

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Explains how zombie apocalypse movies happen

[-] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

Nadine isn't a zombie, she just likes biting! Don't you dare kink shame her!!!

[-] CazRaX@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

You didn't know that already? The cute to a zombie bite is a bullet to the head and no one wants to be shot.

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

And yell at you for asking if they have ever been bitten.

[-] sharkaccident@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

This is a great comment

[-] GhostFence@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Funny, I was saying this for decades about zombie bites. I was such a downer pessimist. Now after COVID hit my family has rebranded me a realist.

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