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[-] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 38 points 9 months ago

Man,reminds me of a LPT one of my college buddies told me: he keeps a piece of jewerly wrapped up with a generic card that just says "I Love You" in his house so that if he ever forgets a birthday / anniversary / whatever, he can tell his wife, "I didnt forget,just go look in the [place where he hid it]"

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago
[-] cybersandwich@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

"you don't clean well enough"

(Do not actually ever say this)

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

"Luckily I got you this monogrammed feather duster for....your birthday? Our anniversary? Shit, is it Christmas?"

this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2024
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