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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 
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[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 146 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Women should just say what they like during the act and not Xeet about it afterwards when the sex wasn’t to their satisfaction.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 132 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

the fuck is xeet? It's twitter, none of the tweets have the url based on x.com

EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe's media platform. If he wants it to be called something else, fix up all them URLs and sell the twitter URL to someone else champ

[–] grue@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago

EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe’s media platform.

I LOL'd

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like reading xeet as "shit", makes it much more realistic

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm fond of 'xcrete' instead of 'tweet' or 'xeet'

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No no no, you Xit on the Xitter.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

And then you've Xat a Xeet.

[–] onion@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

It's what I've been calling the site ever since he took over.

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

yeah all the cutesy jokes come off more annoying than just steadfastly calling it twitter like a normal person

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is perfectly fine for women to microblog about sex and desires.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're missing at least one asterisk: There should be some consideration for her partner's privacy.

I don't think I'm the only man that has observed more than one partner behaving as if she'd rather have bad sex then gossip about it than tell me what she likes and then have good sex. Just...not react at all to questions like "what do you like? Does that feel good? What do you want to do tonight?" She'll address the United Nations with an ordered list of her recent sexual disappointments, but she won't say "do me like this" to her partner's face.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Communicating desires is a turn off!

Mind reading ONLY or it’s the Sahara 😾

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Men should get consent before doing weird shit to vaginas. You shouldn't be required to give an inventory like "37. Please do not shit between two pieces of bread and eat the shit sandwich during intercourse, I don't like that. 38. "

Tweets like this are mostly for fun, but if they are prompted by actual events, then I am sure they were prompted by someone trying it without asking first.

[–] alehc@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

Thanks the noun. The verb is Xcrete.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Or just...both