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[-] Enver_McTim@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah stuff like mile high club is legaler than you think, one time I took weed gummies with my ex-boyfriend before a flight which gave us the brilliant idea to go to the first class bathroom together at 4am to "make out," he gave me a blowjob and that was that. It's literally only illegal if you're caught in the act and something like that you physically can't be, just don't make noise

Not recommending or condoning it we're just fucking stupid stoner college kids. If someone saw us coming out, we pass as two straight guys so we thought we'd say something like "we're just friends who needed somewhere private to talk about something personal" centrist In the off chance someone presses you can just pull a limited hangout and say this is the first time you're seeing each other in a while and you wanted to kiss, there's literally no way they can know you did more

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