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[-] athos77@kbin.social 58 points 6 months ago

Hey, remember how the people who got vaccinated were all gonna die within two years and the vaxidiots were like "only the purebloods will survive!"? I'm now three years and ten days past my first shot, and almost a year past my "expiration date". How are you guys all doing?

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 42 points 6 months ago

My blood is black, magnetic, I'm mind controlled by 5G, my DNA is patented by Pfizer and I'm not even human and am sterile... I woke up the other day in my yard at 4 AM sitting on a Joe Biden prayer rug full of pentagrams and couldn't remember how I got there... but other than that I feel okay.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

Every day, I get a massive headache and order 15 more Xboxes

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The plural is XBoxi.

Edit: XBix

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 9 points 6 months ago
[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 6 months ago

A flock of XBoxen in the woodsen

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 6 months ago

Did you just assume my architecture?

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

You're not eating children yet, so the vaccine is still taking effect.

[-] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 months ago

I’m dead, thanks for inquiring.

[-] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 13 points 6 months ago
[-] HauntingScience@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago

See you Space Cowboy

[-] rzlatic@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 months ago

i remember the vaccine was genocidal means of inserting chip for mass control which antivaxers avoided, so they are not controlled mass of cult followers now.

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