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I've quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can't believe I haven't earlier. It's quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don't think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it's gay or something?

Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.

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[–] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It can happen especially if you are a "grower" rather than a "shower" . The unerect peen can be so small as to resemble a micro-penis and just kind of point forward between the seat and the bowl. This can be made much worse by cold weather or certain medication such as stimulants.

The size difference in some growers is quite remarkable.

[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago (3 children)

interesting

where do we list our dick sizes

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

back in my day we told everyone to post hog, but wokeness has killed our culture

[–] whoops@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The issue is this website has too many trans girls. If a girl had a bigger hog than me I would be distraught

[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Too many? You mean not enough. meow-knife-trans

[–] whoops@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No it's okay, you're all good. I was talking about the well-endowed ones

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you click the hamburger, then profile, there's a dick size field. It used to be mandatory, strange you didn't have to fill it in when you made your profile.

[–] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Yeah I had to send pics to the mods for verification, is this not required anymore?