[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago

My enemy keeps throwing pebbles at my house and I'm blocking them with flaming suitcases with a million dollars in each. Anyway, can you help me figure out why I can't afford to send my kids to the doctor?

[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 53 points 5 months ago

Hmm there's soldier's rounding up and abducting all my Jewish neighbours, all their property and business have gone and are run by Germans now and every week there's a new explicit and implicit genocidal law passed... Anyway, probably nothing sinister going on.

[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago

This is your brain on "just-in-time" logistics

[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago

Similarly I've noticed this with boomers in my life (big crossover with them being kinda fashy) . Totally incapable of understanding anything outside of what is literally happening on screen.

[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago

I still haven't been told why I should care about China having my data in the first place

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I've quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can't believe I haven't earlier. It's quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don't think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it's gay or something?

Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.

[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

I actually didn't shit my pants, I calmly made my way to the toilet actually. And no, there isn't observable evidence of shit in my pants.

[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago

Also idk if it's just me but I watched it recently with my wife who hadn't seen it before and she found it very sexist and creepy which of course I completely missed as a kid. Especially Bill Murrays character.

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Feelings of wanting to dissappear and do nothing for a couple of days gave me a very good idea that would be a hit. Any enterprising individual should jump at this idea and make enough money to fund a revolutionary militia.

So you've seen all these fancy rehabs where it's peaceful and in a pretty location. You can get looked after as you "recover" from your addiction and then promptly relapse after succeeding in lowering your tolerance enough. Rich waspy types love this stuff and will dish out lots of money to get it.

The idea that I'm proposing is exactly this experience but they give you drugs instead of taking them away. Wouldn't it be lovely to dissappear for a couple of days while you get looked after and get given pharma grade heroin (or drug of your choosing). Then you can go back to your normal life and just tell people you were in rehab. Now you seem cool and mysterious to the people in your life because they think you're a tortured soul like Kurt Cobaine AND you had the best holiday of your life.

Feedback would be appreciated.

[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 134 points 9 months ago

Gee, really interesting how libertarian reforms are extremely unpopular and can only be maintained by brutal state violence. Luckily they're a democracy and not authoritarian communists where the people have no say!

[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago

Who can blame them, the Israeli urge to murder civilians is just too strong.

[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 50 points 9 months ago

"Why millenials ruining hospice care"

[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago

This is a beautifully written post, worthy of r/drugscirclejerk

[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 81 points 9 months ago

Any of these bazinga brain dipshits who suggests that people would cripple themselves so they don't have to work and get free government money has never spoken to or taken care of anybody with a disability. Nevermind all the other eugenics bullshit I just read too.

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Just wondering what everyone thinks about this. In almost every place I've worked coworkers with right wing beliefs are never shy about giving their opinion and views on things.

The major talking points are usually variations of stuff like: we spend to much on beneficiaries and they should stop being lazy and get a job. That poor people have kids so they can get free money from the government. We need or be tougher on crime. Even absurd shit like being outraged that a homeless person had a smartphone and indulging in such lavishness is why they're homeless etc etc

Some of the shit I hear from otherwise seemingly lovely people is insane. I feel like I have to be so much more measured and have all my 'evidence' ready to defend my commie beliefs while these people can just say whatever bullshit they want and everybody just kinda nods in agreement.

Is this a normal thing in the Angloverse? Is it because their views are essentially the status quo already and they have just fully internalised the capitalist propeganda?

Please let me know

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