Hexbear deserves being dunked on for not making posts like this
It's better than everybody talking about climate change making them want to die
Hexbear deserves being dunked on for not making posts like this
It's better than everybody talking about climate change making them want to die
I’m pretty sure the mods would do something if we all started posting about shoving potentially unsafe objects in our asses.
I’m not sure if that’s good or bad.
America's most under-memed president GARFIELD
died from boofing related medical malpractice
The surgeon also ate lunch while operating on him. Who can say which was a larger factor.
this is the best reddit post in years, i cannot believe this has been classified as dunk tank material
It's a pretty funny bit, I'm sorry to admit that "Hey guys, it's Limp Dick Calvin" got a chuckle
Opening a caffeine capsule and putting the powder that was inside it on and underneath their tongue would've accomplished the exact same thing...
They just wanted to stick something up their arse. More power to them.
why is this in the dunk tank!?
Wtf they deleted his boofing post and his account is suspended
This is posting excellence. Posting perfection. These are the posts that inspire us all.
Do better, Hexbear.
Shoving an iced coffee up my butt and having an anime power-up transformation to become a commercial real estate broker.
This is a beautifully written post, worthy of r/drugscirclejerk
I'm gonna start every comment and post from now on with "hey guys, its limp dick calvin"
Fella needed a broscience excuse to put something in his butt. We've had squat plugs for years, dawg
Silly as it is I can't fault the guy for doing science and reporting his results
Mofo never heard of an enema.
unironically I see no good reason to make fun of this other than the danger caused by cold
Caffeine OD is also worth mentioning as a possible danger. We shouldn’t encourage potential heart attack inducing behavior.
This man has more monster than water in his blood. He probably couldn't OD if he wanted to. Unclear if he is simply addicted or like unconsciously self medicating for adhd but we stan
I mean, aside from safety concerns, how about this guy's belief that people who've been penetrated in the ass will just have a gaping hole that liquids will flow into? And not that enemas require apparatus.
They're calling reddit.com an "app" now?
This is truly a high quality post. Thank you for bringing it to my attention
Maybe he's onto something
Every time I see shit like this I first think it's a bit, then I remind myself that this is . So there's a non zero chance that even if the op wrote it as a bit, someone saw the post and did it themselves. I mean, it's an energy drink subreddit! These posters have to be the sweatiest dude bros in existence.
dudes rock
Would I get similar results if I put a caffeine pill under my foreskin?
Respect our troops
Limitless pill except there's one catch
Good news, everyone! It's a suppository.
Somewhere around November of 2020, Reddit became 4chan, like the tipping point in South Park when the public pool became more piss than chlorinated water.
"Go shove an energy drink up your ass" just became my goto response to redditors.
US drug policy be like "this is better for society than baking weed into a brownie
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.
Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.
Rule 3: No sectarianism.
Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome
Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)
Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.
Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.
Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml
Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again