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defed deez nuts (hexbear.net)

defederate my testicles

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SALT you fucking idiots! it's so crazy that everybody is mad about the suggestion that it needs spices when they left out fucking SALT. have you had slices of grocery store tomato without salt??? have you had bocconcini or fresh mozzarella or similar kind of cheese without salt??? like i PUT pepper and i PUT olive oil on it, what more do these people want?

maybe dont completely fuck up the dish by leaving out SALT and you won't have people being like "this sucks, why doesn't it taste like anything" like sure adding cumin isn't a good solution but at least they recognize that there's no flavour.

instead its used as an opportunity to be defensive about being white on reddit

FUCK you

FUCK these people

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submitted 8 months ago by CA0311@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

i remember it was in black and white. i distinctly remember there was a part of the movie where stand-up ramen shops and been made illegal, so the protagonist goes to a clandestine ramen shop.

also there was a scene where the protagonist had to use the bathroom really bad, but the toilets had all been closed off or deactivated, and because he couldn't bring himself to relieve himself on the floor or whatever, he passed out.

also there was definately a mission impossible 1 type scene where the protagonist was in a room, i don't remember what happened in the scene, but at the end of the scene the room was revealed to be a fake room like on a soundstage or such, with the walls being hastily put up prop walls to convince him he was in a real place.

the whole movie had kind of a Kafka's the trial vibe, but i do not remember what the movie was about, just those scenes. anyone know what movie it was?

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shit's broken

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please im so upset that i don't have it, i need it to show one of my best friends ever who is jewish and inclined to believe israel that they aren't on his side.

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 100 points 8 months ago

not defending the underlying system, just can't help but being in awe that a 300000 dollar investment made taylor swift what she is today. massive return on investment lol.

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago

completely unacceptable that there are so many words in this picture and none of them are "SWAG" or "YOLO."

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 77 points 8 months ago

why is this in the dunk tank!?

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 53 points 8 months ago

what were you thinking you would report? and to who?

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 83 points 8 months ago

MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD ARE TALKING ABOUT REPORTING THEMSELVES TO AUTHORITIES OVER THESE POSTS?!

get a fucking grip please!!

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 103 points 8 months ago

he really said all the progress we've made in the last three years on abortion will be gone if you don't vote biden lol

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Redditors: Rare! Interesting as fuck!

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Bibi strategizing (www.reddit.com)
[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 75 points 9 months ago

palestinian bourgeoisie lol

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oops, wait, this isn't my journal

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submitted 10 months ago by CA0311@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

n/t

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trump.png (hexbear.net)

saw this on an LGR video about a christmas themed windows 3.1 t-shirt design program

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago

im about to lose my fucking mind lol. i am actually thinking it's time to put down the internet for good, even hexbear, because seeing all this nazi apologia even for dunking on is too much.

it makes sense that the unique significance of nazi germany would get muddled a bit over the generations, but holy shit, im in my mid thirties and "the soviets were worse than the nazis and joining the ss is sometimes a necessary thing "is a mainstream media opinion. we have and will not learn anything. im gonna puke if i read another one of these fucking articles or tweets.

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago

canada doesn't need to be scratched, canadians are desperate to prove that we can hang with the big boys aren't aren't just a peripheral resource extraction colony on the edge of empire. nobody takes Canada all that seriously so our politicians have to go out of their way to telegraph that we are as fascist as our allies

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago

lol the clarification is literally "what we said lacked empathy and sensitivity for the poor kids who, make no mistake, are still under no circumstances going to be allowed ice cream"

[-] CA0311@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago

my account is three years old and has 13 posts and 101 (i guess now 102) comments

as a bot, i am ashamed by my inefficiency

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