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[-] BoringHusband@lemmy.world 227 points 10 months ago

I guess soon, when you break-up with someone, the state might charge you with killing the idea of the children you might have had.

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 96 points 10 months ago

10 more years and we are at "contraception is murder"

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

10? Try 1 if Trump gets in.

[-] dzire187@feddit.de 31 points 10 months ago

🎶 every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good 🎶

[-] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 39 points 10 months ago

Can't wait to tell Republicans how many millions of babies I've eaten

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You know how I can confidently say that anyone who is against the right to choose hates women?

Because doesn't matter how much they claim to love children, and how many shenanigans they pull like this one, I know for a fact that not a single one of them would ever in their whole life even entertain the idea of charging a man who masturbated with mass murder.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah but that man only releases HALF-babies by the millions. So that’s the loophole, right?

[-] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

I hate to break this to you but for some men in these states those sperms will only count as 3/10ths of a baby.

For those that can't do fractions: That's 1/2 of 3/5ths.

[-] bobzilla@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

So if I jerk off on the firehouse steps can I claim I'm just using the Safe Harbor law?

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