chat

8302 readers

114 users here now

Chat is a text only community for casual conversation, please keep shitposting to the absolute minimum. This is intended to be a separate space from c/chapotraphouse or the daily megathread. Chat does this by being a long-form community where topics will remain from day to day unlike the megathread, and it is distinct from c/chapotraphouse in that we ask you to engage in this community in a genuine way. Please keep shitposting, bits, and irony to a minimum.

As with all communities posts need to abide by the code of conduct, additionally moderators will remove any posts or comments deemed to be inappropriate.

Thank you and happy chatting!

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net

ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net

SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net

PaX@hexbear.net

Sulv@hexbear.net

141

Peeing sitting down is superior (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

128 comments fedilink hide all child comments

I've quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can't believe I haven't earlier. It's quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don't think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it's gay or something?

Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] abc@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

comrade why aren't you using a bidet

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wife fights me tooth and nail on it. First and only time she used a bidet it was a bad one that sparyed your entire ass, and I cant convince her that not every bidet is like this

[–] abc@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

ha - as I found with my previous roommates at one point, the trick is to just buy & install a nice one without mentioning it. They'll come out of the bathroom when they notice it & try to dunk on you/get you to remove it, but all you have to do is go "why? you don't have to use it, I bought and installed it for myself - enjoy your unclean butthole" and eventually she'll mention out of the blue weeks later that they were completely wrong about bidets - much like my roommates did biden-troll

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I may just. I hate showering, and the cleaner my butthole, the longer I can delay it