submitted 9 months ago by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I really don't want to go into work tomorrow.

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[-] Blackout@kbin.run 5 points 9 months ago

Granted you broke your dick in half falling in the shower and have to use your vacation time to recover.

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