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[-] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

Ah man, looking at those bullet points I realize I've got the first two down pat (you should see how quickly my family's faces turn to visual expressions of sighs! Next level disappointment speeds!)

But I realize now - I'm yet to achieve even a bronze in Internet Arguing!

SOMEONE FIGHT ME!

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

Would you like a 5 minute argument or a 10 minute argument, or the full half hour?

[-] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

Speed run strats. Give me the half hour in 5 minutes.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

Absolutely not that doesn’t sound doable at all, and in fact I think it’s quite rude of you to even suggest such a thing >:(

[-] SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Oh no. It's getting hit on the head lessons in here.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

^bonk^

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago

What are you obsessed over?

I bet it's something stupid. You're a big fat dummy head!

... I might be bad at this as well.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago

It's fine, you're doing well. You just need a few comments back and forth, then you start your fourth comment with "well, actually I think you'll find...".

On the fifth comment, you need to attack a minor spelling or grammatical error they have made.

Sixth comment, try and sound like you're reasonable, and they're obviously not... then it's a race!

First person to compare their opponent to "basically Hitler" wins!

You should receive between 100 and 1000 argument XP, depending on the level of your opponent (you get about 10% more for a victory, but you can still level up if you lose every time).

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 9 points 5 months ago

Ah man, looking at those bullet points I realize I've got the first two down pat

No you haven't.

[-] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

flips table BITCH MY MIDDLE NAME IS LOOT PACKS MCGEE

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago

MY MIDDLE NAME IS LOOT PACKS MCGEE

No it isn't.

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

You have "friends and family"?

Sounds like you're a big fat phony!

[-] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

1000002335 actual pic of my bro n I. Not cool man 1- proof I have actual family not fake and 2- offensive description of my actual existence bro, not cool if I could change how I look I would've years ago but Verizon got me locked in with that killer speed proprietary to my sick hardware, nothing I cloud do. T9 will always be faster that touch keyboards you can't convince me otherwise

(Does bad grammer & missing punctuation add or subtract point from my internet argument skill-rank? Really shooting for that bronze, over here!)

[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY'S A BIG, FAT PHONY!

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