Ah man, looking at those bullet points I realize I've got the first two down pat (you should see how quickly my family's faces turn to visual expressions of sighs! Next level disappointment speeds!)
But I realize now - I'm yet to achieve even a bronze in Internet Arguing!
It's fine, you're doing well. You just need a few comments back and forth, then you start your fourth comment with "well, actually I think you'll find...".
On the fifth comment, you need to attack a minor spelling or grammatical error they have made.
Sixth comment, try and sound like you're reasonable, and they're obviously not... then it's a race!
First person to compare their opponent to "basically Hitler" wins!
You should receive between 100 and 1000 argument XP, depending on the level of your opponent (you get about 10% more for a victory, but you can still level up if you lose every time).
actual pic of my bro n I. Not cool man
1- proof I have actual family not fake and
2- offensive description of my actual existence bro, not cool if I could change how I look I would've years ago but Verizon got me locked in with that killer speed proprietary to my sick hardware, nothing I cloud do. T9 will always be faster that touch keyboards you can't convince me otherwise
(Does bad grammer & missing punctuation add or subtract point from my internet argument skill-rank? Really shooting for that bronze, over here!)
Ah man, looking at those bullet points I realize I've got the first two down pat (you should see how quickly my family's faces turn to visual expressions of sighs! Next level disappointment speeds!)
But I realize now - I'm yet to achieve even a bronze in Internet Arguing!
SOMEONE FIGHT ME!
Would you like a 5 minute argument or a 10 minute argument, or the full half hour?
Speed run strats. Give me the half hour in 5 minutes.
Absolutely not that doesn’t sound doable at all, and in fact I think it’s quite rude of you to even suggest such a thing >:(
Oh no. It's getting hit on the head lessons in here.
^bonk^
What are you obsessed over?
I bet it's something stupid. You're a big fat dummy head!
... I might be bad at this as well.
It's fine, you're doing well. You just need a few comments back and forth, then you start your fourth comment with "well, actually I think you'll find...".
On the fifth comment, you need to attack a minor spelling or grammatical error they have made.
Sixth comment, try and sound like you're reasonable, and they're obviously not... then it's a race!
First person to compare their opponent to "basically Hitler" wins!
You should receive between 100 and 1000 argument XP, depending on the level of your opponent (you get about 10% more for a victory, but you can still level up if you lose every time).
No you haven't.
flips table BITCH MY MIDDLE NAME IS LOOT PACKS MCGEE
No it isn't.
You have "friends and family"?
Sounds like you're a big fat phony!
(Does bad grammer & missing punctuation add or subtract point from my internet argument skill-rank? Really shooting for that bronze, over here!)
HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY'S A BIG, FAT PHONY!