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1: Take one of the basic necessities for life to exist
2: Put it in a can
3: Call it death while pointing out that it's neither solid, gas, nor plasma
4: ???
5: Profit
Anyone want to invest in my Death Time Crystals startup? Its prepackaged sperm in a can.
Sorry, I buy my prepackaged sperm in resealable gallon bags only.
Sperm in a bag? what are you Canadian!
Only certain regions of Canada, the rest of Canada finds those who keep their sperm in a bag weird af too!
Only when it comes to sperm. Spermnadianism, you might call it. You don't have to if you don't want to, though.
Should've called it Infant Annihilation