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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

Marge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

To be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong

[-] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Years? DECADES.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Decades are made of years

this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2024

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