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submitted 10 months ago by Web_Rand@lemmy.ml to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz
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Granted. The physiological changes humans undergo to achieve this are disgusting to most humans, such as the detachable jawbone and extra skin. The only people that can reproduce naturally anymore are people into vore. They completely dominate world culture in two generations. Politics and economics get super weird. An underclass of humans are raised to be swallowed and regurgitated over and over, underpaid to ensure they can never get enough power to change their circumstances. "Eat the poor" has become a popular saying among the upper class.

[-] 3rdwrldbathhaus@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

This one is insane

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Granted. People also have to pass others whole.

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Granted. So can every other animal.

[-] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Grantes, bow FRIENDS lasts only the pilot episode as Ross, the largest of the FRIENDS, eats the other ones.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Granted. The bones still get stuck though..

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