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Thanks, TCP/IP (lemmy.today)
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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 63 points 7 months ago

UDP: Hold my beer.

[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Well, the packets start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin'

[-] sharkwellington@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago

and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

-DDOS attacks

[-] Kelo@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Didn't make sense not to ping for fun

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 23 points 7 months ago

UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.

[-] embed_me@programming.dev 17 points 7 months ago

Or don't. I don't care. Anyway here's the bill

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I gave my best effort.

[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

UPNP: I'm about to end this whole man's career

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Universal Plug'n'Play?

[-] daBeans@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

beer proceeds to shatter on the ground

[-] Dlayknee@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

UDP: meh

[-] CmdrKeen@lemmy.today 3 points 7 months ago

Here's another one, catch!

[-] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

Career prospects

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 months ago

Are they going to expand into Canada? That's a much better deal than getting reemed by Telus or Rogers.

[-] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 6 points 7 months ago

Yeah, no joke. That would be awesome, and they wouldn't be scared off by the paper terrorism.

When Mexico sends us us people, they're not sending their best. /s

[-] CmdrKeen@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago

Damn, they must be charging an arm and a leg then, or your firstborn perhaps.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 7 points 7 months ago

Wi-Fi protection racket has to be a new one, right?

[-] FishFace@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

If you're using TCP and losing packets you should be panicking though, because something is very wrong...

[-] thejml@lemm.ee 33 points 7 months ago

True, but TCP will just resend them, you won’t lose anything but some latency. Meaning it’s something to look into, but not something to panic about.

[-] wischi@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago

You can lose packets. Just cut the cable, but the other side will notice that the transmission is incomplete.

[-] FishFace@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Shouldn't the engineer be a bit more worried if the cable's been cut?

If UDP drops packets it's probably nothing. If TCP drops packets it's because something's actually wrong.

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago

Drug engineers

[-] shalva97@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Senior drug architect

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 10 points 7 months ago

Drug scrum master

[-] synae 1 points 7 months ago

IT dealers

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Sonic: gotta go QUIC.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

Actually even a few dropped packets is too many in IT IMO lol

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

"you pee tcp? i pee urine" - chip ~ sales guy vs web dude

[-] br4b0@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 7 months ago

Hahahaha

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