“Yes, I know the door is locked. I open it anyway.”

Emergency backup Riker deployed!

Netcat, mostly

C'mon — you're @programming.dev. You're supposed to know why this is bad.

I'm bringing chili

Genocide or more genocide? Difficult choice…

The inspector REPL evaluates as a statement-with-value (like eval), so the {} at the beginning is considered an empty block, not an object. This leaves +[], which is 0. I don't know what would make Node differ, however.

Edit: Tested it myself. It seems Node prefers evaluating this as an expression when it can, but explicitly using eval gives the inspector behavior:

Yes, as well as automatically hiding new comments.

checks instance oh that makes sense nvm

A MONAD IS A MONOID IN THE CATEGORY OF ENDOFUNCTORS

DuckDuckGone

Is that TV just a CentOS box running VLC‽