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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Sometimes the toilet god is merciful and someone comes in at just the right moment.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I just use my shirt tail or sleeve, haven't opened a door with my.bare hand since February 2020. (Yes I do realize COVID isn't spread by touching really but if it's one less risk I can take along with masking I will do it).

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Ha! Amateur! I haven't opened a toilet door with bare hands since the time they wrote a "19" at the beginning of the year. Git gud! (I'm not entirely sure, but could actually be true)

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago
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[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I was just thinking about that very problem the other day.

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Use your dick, it's dirty. You were washing your hands because you touched it, no?

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[-] 123nope567@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

And if it opens to the other side - just kick it harder.

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[-] FatTony@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
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[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This is why I just wrap my scrotum around the handle to open it, problem solved

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Let's normalize revolving doorways into bathrooms

[-] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

What about the foot puller thingy

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Most restroom doors are.

Because they typically open into a hallway, and you don't want doors swinging open into the hall.

[-] Ktheone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Burn the toilet down

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