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My Encarta 97 CD-ROM had a game where you went through rooms of a castle answering trivia questions to move on.

A company I used to work for touted their profit sharing program as a major incentive when I was hired. Basically, any profits over X% in any giver quarter, a portion of the profits beyond X were shared proportionally with the employees. Simple and effective.

Well my first quarter there apparently I was not included because I hadn't worked there the full quarter. Okay, whatever. The next quarter I did indeed get a modest bonus, nothing crazy, but nice.

After that, the market surged and we were working on what would definitely be one of our best quarters in years. Well the ownership saw that and at our quarterly recap meeting, they announced "upgrades" to the bonus formula: going forward, they'd share an even larger percentage of profits over X%...but now instead of X being a fixed percentage, it was a variable moving target that they would set at the beginning of each quarter based on projections.

Projections that, by the way, they didn't share with the class until halfway through each quarter.

Conveniently, from there on out, their projections were always so accurate that the bonuses basically completely went away.

The second-to-last straw for me was one quarter when the market was really bad, yet our people worked hard and somehow in a down market, our company surged against the tides and had an amazing quarter. We were all proud of our work and looking forward to that bonus.

Well in the fucking meeting where they gave out the bonus, they announced that it was such a unique situation that they revised their projections a second time, once at the midpoint of the quarter...and again just two weeks ago. For me, that meant that a bonus roughly estimated to be about $1,500 ended up being a check for $33.

I was so tempted to just throw the check in the trash on my way out of that meeting.

Thus I refreshed my resume and started looking. Found a great role in government work and began the months-long pre-employment process. In the quarter that happened next, morale was utterly shot and our company had a down quarter. We still did well, mind you, and better than our competition and the market in general, but we only had slight growth (in a quarter where many competitors had contraction). Of course we missed the pie-in-the-sky projection and got no bonus that quarter.

Then, as it worked out, I was set to give my 2 week notice, and my boss scheduled my annual review for that exact day.

Went in, was told I was doing a great job, helping the company, blah blah blah...but that in the next year moving forward, they wanted me to take half the workload of another worker they'd recently terminated and didn't plan to replace. Additionally, the new ERP system, that I'd been asking to be trained on for months...well they weren't going to train me on it, but instead, I'd be expected to learn the old system, to help pick up the workload of other employees as they learned the new system. So my workload was set to more than double, while not getting the training I'd requested (not even like paid courses, just let me sit in on the meetings and have access to the material)...and of course in this market, the best they could do for me was a 1.3% annual raise. Boss said he was sorry and wished he could give me more of a raise but even he was only getting a 6% raise.

Then he asked if I had any feedback for him before we wrapped up and it felt incredible to say, "Yeah, well...I'm not going to be doing any of that extra work you just told me about, because two weeks from now I'm not going to be here anymore. Consider this my 2 week notice."

I think Trump and the GOP have pissed off enough of their own base to hurt them in mid-terms.

Just to be clear: you're talking about the base that has been though all the criminal trials (and convictions), the global embarrassment, the fascism, the attempted coup, the racism, the sexism, etc.

...and still reelected it?

Just doesn't feel right to carve up an Ottoman Empire for Thanksgiving.

I think their argument is that the tax revenue is still owed, whether it's collected or not. So the IRS could absolutely get back on track post Trump and pursue these unpaid taxes.

Mysterious ways, I tells ya!

Y'know... I'd have found all this "coconuts floated from Asia to the Caribbean" stuff pretty far fetched...

But not two years ago I was fishing, and a goddamn coconut floated right down and bumped me in the leg.

In the Monongahela River.

In Pittsburgh.

Coffee snobs are the most hilarious variety of snob.

It's the sincerity of the nonsense that really sets them apart.

I'm starting to think maybe the username isn't just a username, and the account is literally for a wall panel to express its views.

Of the entire list, I guess I'd pick Grassley.

At least he's from the old school of partisan bickering.

Remember when Obama wearing a tan suit was enough to keep the right frothing at the mouth for weeks?

Anyone who thinks tariffs will do anything at all positive for the American working class is absolutely clueless.

All they do is make prices jump for consumers. It doesn't put domestic goods at an advantage because the domestic producers of those goods increase their prices artificially to achieve parity with import pricing.

So prices go up for the consumer with the extra money going to either:

1. For imported goods, to pay the tariff, a tax, to the government, which in this case wants to use that tax revenue to offset tax cuts for the wealthy.

or

2. For domestic goods, it's pure straight profit for the unethical corporations who are price gouging their domestic customer base. They're not giving the consumer a break on price and they're not sharing the profits by giving employees raises. Hell, they're not even taking advantage of the competitive advantage to ramp up production and create jobs. They're just pocketing that extra cash for doing exactly what they're always doing...passing it on to, you guessed it...the wealthy.