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[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How would one unzip the milk?

[–] poppy@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like powdered milk would be a better analogy.

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, it's just an incredibly lossy compression

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Cheese is a one way hash.

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There’s gotta be a whey.

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

That pun is a little too cheesy for my tastes.

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You wouldn't download a cow...

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck you, yes I-
Wait.

*googles the size of a cow*

You're right. I wouldn't.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago

Aww why not? Size of a Cow is a pretty good song.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 4 points 1 year ago
[–] ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would a pregnant cow be a server?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Feeding the cow hay is the equivalent of 'seeding'

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure "seeding" the cow has nothing to do with food. They don't just produce milk for no reason...

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I got this 👀 edit: just to juxtapose two emojis and ruin them for you for life 🐄 👀

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

..... so do we also have to impregnate the cow and massage her nipples too?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 year ago

Why buy the milk when you can download the cow for free?

[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Some torrent are the steak instead.

[–] Michael717@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Go get the trojan ~~horse~~cow."

Fetcher la vache.