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[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago

When you Google symptoms of Alzheimers and all the links are purple.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok but why did they then proceed to turn the oven on without anything in there?

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

🅱️yesight

[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Get a carbon monoxide monitor for your house.

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 26 points 1 year ago

When my face gets sweaty, my glasses will sometimes slip off without me feeling it which usually means I don't catch them before they hit the floor. I could see someone pulling something out of the oven in a rush and not noticing that their glasses came off. Particularly if there was a bunch of steam or smoke and they closed their eyes.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Just put them in a bag of rice, they'll be good as new.

[–] carbonari_sandwich@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

New selling Salvador Dali's Designer Lenses

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Left them??????????????????

[–] SAF77@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

That will teach you to check the oven before turning it on.