"Head in the clouds" with pictures of nuclear mushroom clouds behind it.
"You've got red on you"
Will kill for chicken nuggets.
"Don't Shoot"
We're naming stuff right? Helmy McHelmetface of course.
Microwave my hard drives
“We’re trying to reach you about your extended warranty”
“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife”
Born to yiff.
"I Eat Ass"
->
Just hoping the sniper follows the arrow and shoots the guy next to me instead.
Oversized pattern of pixel noise sized for 720p from ~200ft... Or whatever else I can find that image recognition has trouble with...
Alternately, a picture of Our Great Leader/The Honorable Chairman/Gandhi/A stolen NFT, depending on the theatre.
Stickerslap the shit out of it like a snowboard.
"Don't shoot"
cheapest helmet ever ! read in comic book guy's voice
Pistachio
My favorite waifu.
Rooty tooty snooty pooty
A tear in the cloth cover where I banged in some mortar aiming stakes. And googly eyes on the back for when I ride the tube. ;)
I SURRENDER!
"Wild Potato" or "Born to NCD, Love to Kill"
Drop your rifle and engage with me in a fistfight, you rancid coward!
Fuck war, I resign, let me leave or put bullet into this sign immediately. I don't have time for this nonsense.
Born to Die World is a Fuck I am Trashman
"Why are we here?"
Et in Arcadia ego.
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