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Hedges rule (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago

Lad was never a stupid kid that climbed through a bush and covered themselves with cuts and splinters.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You reminded me of the Douglas Adams quote about someone who looked "not merely as if he’d been pulled through a hedge backwards, but as if the hedge was being simultaneously pulled backwards through a combine harvester"

[-] mathematicalMagpie@lemm.ee 43 points 7 months ago

And they're full of spiders.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago

People aren't full of spiders, Kevin. You should go see a doctor.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

People aren't full of spiders

Not even Spider-Man??

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago

Nope.

Spiders-man on the other hand.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Spiders Georg

Spiders Georg

Upon spiders he likes to gorge

3 a year for you and me

He's a statistical anomaly

Look oooooouuuuttttt

He is a Spiders Georg

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

So..is there also a Supers-Man filled with superintendents?

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You’d think so, but he’s actually just a superintendent filled with Super Nintendos.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

So THAT'S why he's known as Super Nintendo Chalmers!

[-] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 31 points 7 months ago

I learned this the hard way when a tequila-soaked me decided to dive onto what looked like a very soft and fluffly snow-covered headge. I neglected to remember the inside was made of tree. I went on to attempt to remove the hedge with a saw, and had to have several friends hold me down to stop my act of revenge.

[-] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 7 months ago

this is actually kinda horrifying

[-] GuyFi 17 points 7 months ago

Feels like if you run into a hedge it should puncture you like a cactus lol

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 15 points 7 months ago

If there's a bustle in your hedge row, don't be alarmed now.

[-] rynzcycle@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago
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