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Why do you even need a neck that long, come on

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Proof that capitalism is scientific fact. After all just look at nature and evolution, we see examples of infinite exponential growth all around us. 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That's why we have trees on the moon and animals on earth that are eating those leaves on those trees.

It's not that hard to understand tankies

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Feeding-envelopes-of-Brachiosaurus-left-and-Sauroposeidon-right-The-shapes-of-the_fig14_272152656

the increase in neck length of 25 to 33% in Sauroposeidon would have effectively doubled the volume of its feeding envelope over that of Brachiosaurus

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

lmao dinosaurs are not fucking real. I mean come on. Just look at this thing

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Why do you even need a neck that long, come on.

Answer 1: Because they were the dino dandies.

Answer 2...

Who Needs Necks? | AMNH

Some experts think the huge plant eaters may sometimes have stood on the edges of lakes and swamps, peaceably grazing on vegetation growing in shallow water. If they did, their long necks were one way to keep huge bodies on higher--and firmer--ground.

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Brachiosaurus was the throat GOAT!

[–] RION@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Sounds like shortneck cope. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be getting the most succulent ginko leaves that you can't reach 😏

Owl heads don't understand necks as anything other than a pivot point.