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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gonna be pretty interesting if it turns out Ohtani did gamble all that money.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Sometime soon?...

"I said that I never bet on sports and my interpreter Ippei Mizuhara stole my money and told lies. I need to make some small corrections. Something was lost in translation..."

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Shohei Okane (お金)

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

He was in millions to a bookie named "Slinky" Tony

[–] 4zi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does his interpreter even have access to his money?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Japanese knock-knock joke

"Knock-knock."

"Who's there?"

"Interpreter."

"Interpreter who?"

"Interpreter who needs direct access to millions of dollars in your bank account to do my job correctly."