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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is amazing but I feel it's flying under the radar.

[–] MrSusan@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Have they just cut the punchline out of the picture to make it look like they thought of the joke?

[–] Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it can destroy a disease like scurvy, just think what it must be doing to your body.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Same with ice/water. It can oxidize a giant tanker ship or sky scraper into a pile of dust. Imagine what it's doing to our organs!

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

It shivers me timbers

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago
[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So they’re saying straight alcohol is somehow easier on your body than cold and slightly watered down alcohol?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Nah, they're saying that solid objects are bad for you /s

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This meme brought to you by the whiskey stone gang.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I think you just changed my life

[–] some_guy 11 points 1 year ago

It’s basically poison. To combat this, I keep my vodka in the freezer, deftly cheating death.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

New cocktail just dropped: total organ shutdown

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You don't destroy your brain solely by drinking alcohol, that's not how it works.