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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 4 months ago

The "nearly" is the interesting part. Is there a dispute over border lines? Is there a conflict zone in between? Why is it nearly and not exactly, i must know.

[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 4 months ago

I mean technically alaska has a southern border

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

In that case, we'd also have to count Hawaii and Florida and such...

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

The word "border" in the example implies "border with another country".

[-] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

While it's both (and more), I'd say it's more eastern than southern.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

I assume it's the Rio grande river.... the edges aren't exactly the same.

[-] stankmut@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

The nearly part is just there for the joke. Most of the time people are comparing two different things which are nearly the same, so it's supposed to be funny when the two things named turn out to be the same thing.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

I knooow, i was just trying to be funny and pretend like there was a deeper meaning :)

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

There’s water at one point where

If you ask the US or Mexico the border is where the land ends but if you ask Texas it’s wherever their floating barrier is

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago

The Rio Grande River is the same shape. Crazy how nature do that

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago

Rio Grande is almost the exact shape as río Bravo, makes one wonder

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago

It’s a conspiracy.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

Maybe they were connected back when the land was a part of Pangaea.

[-] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

I have a conspiracy theory that they are connected, and all the mapmakers are conspiring to make maps with only the US on them. I’m even willing to go so far as to say that Alaska and Hawaii aren’t just off the coast.

[-] stanleytweedle@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Oh I could tell you why- the ocean is near the shore...

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?"

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Coincidence? I don't think so

[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Checkmate, atheists!

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Did they ever like…fit together?

-Al Gore’s classmate

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