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Pending anal apocalypse
That happened to me once. I required stitches afterwards.
0_o
I mean, why not let him get a full whiff of that bouquet? Sober him before you go any further.
i miss the days of my bygone youth when i only shat once a week.
and it was a firm, sturdy shit, One roll of toilet paper would last me months...never required more than the safety wipe.
Easy. Only #1 in your hotel room bathroom, #2 in the hotel lobby bathroom, restaurant bathroom, or any other public bathroom.
A trick I have is to eat less and eat fiber.
Poopourry on Amazon. It helps.
Matches too, way cheaper
Ascend to a higher plane of existence. Then you can quickly unmanifest and remanifest a fresh body free of waste products.
Lots and lots of cheese
That's the opposite if you're even just a little bit lactose intolerant
Then hit a couple dulcolax a couple days before leaving to empty your guts out and refrain from filling them back up til you get where youre going
this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2024
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