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Put it near enough to the energy drink case in the convenience store, and this kind of mixup seems plausible.

Depending on how high the bird is, there's a good chance a small critter like this would survive.

You look like a classy mother fucker in the title photo. Keep doing you brother.

Whether the list is literally real or not doesn't matter at this point. It's whether you can trust whatever list this administration produces.

I can't even look at it myself. What if no one is ever the one?

These anuses are all white.

Nah, this is the resurrection of Mr. Ed.

They're all a gamble, in my experience. Just depends on who drives your route, and if they're a decent person who gives a fuck. Parcel deliveries are priced based on a single delivery trip, if they make two trips they've blown their margin and are losing money.

I get what you're saying, but packages often need to be at a place by a specific time. It might not be right, but people pay extra for guaranteed delivery and we don't know a customers situation. They may need their medicine before their evening flight or something. The courier doesn't know. Save an owl, make life hard on your customers. That's a hard decision to make, but luckily the owl was cool with chilling until later.

Remember windsurfers? You put them on the single antenna of your old linsky router.